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¤ Episode 101 ¤

Nathan : You like pancakes? We got good pancakes.
Audrey : What about lobster? Isn't Maine famous for lobster?
Nathan : I don't like lobster. I really like pancakes.

Audrey : What am I gonna do pull out  another gun?

 

Audrey : Tuwiuwok is that native american?
Nathan : Migmaw yeah, it means Haven.
Audrey : It's easier to spell I guess.

Audrey : A Princess phone? Seriously?
Duke : You really need to work on your thank yous.

Audrey : Where are my clothes?
Duke : Good morning.
Audrey : You took my clothes.
Duke : I actually washed you clothes and I saved your life.

 

¤ Episode 102 ¤

Audrey : Wanna grab something to eat?
Nathan : How about pancakes?
Audrey : Yeah, it could do, some pancakes.

 

Audrey : Whoa... all right, so first question is: why is there a giant metal ball?
Nathan : Oh, everyone knows that ball.
Audrey : Second question: there's a ball everyone knows about?

 

Audrey : You don't mind, do you?
Nathan : Mind what?
Audrey : I invited myself along.
Nathan : It's a huge metal ball. Who could resist that?
Audrey : Exactly.

 

Audrey : So the prom is why the rev would barely look at you?
Nathan : And 'cause we ignored him, ran up to the ledge, and watched the meteor shower.
Audrey : And...?
Nathan : And... meteor showers are better naked.
Audrey : Nathan Wuornos! Just another teenage boy trying to tear your girl's clothes off.
Nathan : No, the meteor shower was my idea. The rest was hers.

 

¤ Episode 104 ¤

Audrey : But I thought I just had to squint a lot and leave out half my words.
Nathan : It'd be a start.

Nathan : Trouble at the Farmer's Market. You're here. Cause and effect?
Audrey : Funny.

 

 

¤ Episode 105 ¤

Duke : Do you really hate me?
Nathan : Hate is a strong word.

Nathan : You're not going to die today. When you die, it's going to be because I killed you myself.

 

 

¤ Episode 106 ¤

Audrey : Numb on the outside, sensitive on the inside.

Audrey : Can we talk off the record?
Vince : That sounds exciting.
Dave : He says that when the waiter offers to pepper his salad.

 

 

¤ Episode 107 ¤

Audrey : God, why can't I just walk away from this town?
Eleanor : Well you could, but we both know Haven has it's... charms.

 

¤ Episode 108 ¤

Jess : Actually you have dinner.
Audrey : Awesome. Nathan, would you please marry this woman? Sorry. Did I just make that awkward?
Jess : Oh, we have to get to second base first. Sorry, I made that even more awkward.

 

¤ Episode 109 ¤

Audrey : Is this about the Troubles?
Duke : Buddha says all good things come to those who wait.
Audrey : Yeah, does Buddha also say, "Drink, smuggle, and always look out for Number One"?
Duke : I'm a reformed Buddhist.

¤ Episode 110 ¤

Nathan : Let's split up. Duke, come with me. You're tall and loud.
Duke : That was almost a compliment.



Nathan : Let's say a guy, like me, discovers a woman he can feel her touch. Seems like fate, doesn't it?

 

Nathan : You know your babysister 27 years ago. You know, people change.
Duke : You don't.

 

¤ Episode 111 ¤

Chief : So what happened there?
Duke : He fell.....alot.
Chief : Rough seas?
Duke : Sounds good to me.

 

¤ Episode 112 ¤

Nathan : You know, uh, Haven PD doesn't have a special agent.
Duke : Oh, come on now. You can't tell me that wasn't special.

¤ Episode 113 ¤

Duke : I liked you so much better when you were locked up in your cupcake room.




Audrey : Your the one person that I can absolutely trust.

 

 

 

¤ Episode 202 ¤

Duke : In my experience... when people are scared they either run or they fight...I'd start planning for both.

 

¤ Episode 203 ¤

Audrey #2 : Its a good cover for the crook you got tending bar downstairs.
Duke : Your not as nice as the blonde one are you.

 

 

¤ Episode 205 ¤

Nathan : So now you need someone from each side to make the Trouble happen?
Dave : Like epoxy.
Vince : Or peanut butter cups.



Audrey: What if I make pancakes?
Nathan : Are we talking about diner .... or breakfast?

 

¤ Episode 206 ¤

Nathan : The only thing I feel is you.

 

Duke : Love that Chris, what a guy... What?
Nathan : Chris is troubled, if you dont look at him you dont get all mancrush...
Duke : Oww now you tell me!
Nathan : Hey no judgements he's a handsome guy.
Duke : Yeah... Shutup !

 

 

¤ Episode 208 ¤

Nathan : You lead a very complicated life!
Audrey : Tell me about it.

 
¤ Episode 209 ¤

Nathan: Go, go on your date.
Audrey: It's not a date.
Nathan: No, sure, of course. That's why I've never seen you so nervous, because of your non-date.

Chris : I'll just use my new irresistible charm on your new boss!
Audrey : It's resistible.

 

 

¤ Episode 212 ¤

Nathan : You're not just my partner. Not anymore.
Audrey : You're not just my partner either.

Nathan : We should have dinner.

 

¤ Episode 213 ¤

Duke : Merry Christmas. You know, I'm flexible this year...naughty or nice.

Nathan : I'm your my partner right?"
Audrey : Yes.
Nathan : You trust your partner right?
Audrey : Yes.
Nathan : Thank you.

 

Nathan : Did someone else disappear?
Audrey : Duke--you know, our friend? he's got a mustache, a goatee, he wears a lot of jewelry, makes all these jokes, only looks out for himself.
Nathan : I'm friends with that guy?

 

¤ Episode 302 ¤

Duke : Who are you again? Wait don't...Don't tell me. Another Audrey Parker!



Claire : It doesnt hurt to have someone to lean on.

 

Nathan : Surprise you gave him up. I kinda thought you wanted a dog.
Audrey : I did. It's just... it wouldn't work out.

Duke : Yeah, i'm changing the locks but, you know we...we got to chating favourite coffee, sented candles; Girl talk.

 

Nathan : Its could not be such a bad idea, you gave a coat to zombie and you almost let Duke stab me this morning.

 


Audrey : So much for containement.
Duke : I...I don't speak cop, so, what are you talking about?

Audrey : Give me your coat.

 

 

Dwight : Tried to load him in the bed but he broke free. If I had a...a little help.
Duke : Think I get the sarcasm.

 

 

¤ Episode 303 ¤

Duke : You know, the freaky thing about you, Audrey is finding some guy who's hunting his kids is your idea of fun.
Audrey : That's the freaky thing about me?

Audrey : Have you ever had outside cops poking around Havens trouble's before?
Nathan : Occasionally, sometimes we keep'em.

 

 

¤ Episode 304 ¤

 

Duke : I am so enjoying how unhappy he is.

Duke : We did put out an A.P.B!'
Nathan : Really?
Duke : Yeah!

 

Vince : Bingo!
Dave : Vince, stop playing computer games you're supposed to look for information.

Audrey : No! Nathan listen, he's the same Duke he was last week, the same Duke that youve known your entire life.
Nathan : Exactly.

 

¤ Episode 305 ¤

Audrey : I don't know if love is something that can be erased.

 

Nathan: I'm going to do whatever it takes... you know that right.

 

 

 

¤ Episode 306 ¤

Dwight : You want to build a bomb?

 

 

¤ Episode 307 ¤

Duke : How's officer Grumpy?
Audrey : Grumpy.

 

 

Audrey : You stole a photo album from an old woman ?

 

¤ Episode 308 ¤

 

Audrey : I have always loved you, I always will love you.

Vince : You know, you always come back with a different name, but underneath you're always somehow the same.





Nathan : Maybe we can skip the party... go somewhere... talk.

 

 

¤ Episode 309 ¤

Nathan : There's a man named Duke waiting for you. He has long hair, but you can trust him.

Sarah : Why do I always go for the shy ones?

 

Nathan : You don't need to be afraid of what you can't explain.




Sarah : You can't call a girl incredible and just walk away!

Audrey : This is a Haven thing.

Sarah : So here I am on this beautiful beach, with a handsome guy, and all I can think of is... we have time.

 

¤ Episode 310 ¤

Nathan : Duke's resting. Seems fine. At least he stoped thinking i'm some enemy pirate.

 

 

¤ Episode 311 ¤

Nathan : The first time I felt your touch was the day you kissed me.




Audrey : Have you uh...have you heard of The Troubles?
Will : Is that a band or something?

Nathan : We'll figure this thing out... together.

 

 

¤ Episode 312 ¤

Duke : I didn't even it was Robbie's locker I put the snake in. Thought it was yours.

Duke : Is that Robbie?! That kid is toast!

 

Nathan : What's your trouble?
Jeanine : Cake.
Nathan : Excuse me?



Nathan : I was a...a geek.
Audrey : The best ones are.

 

Nathan : Didn't you steel a snake from biology class and stick it in someone's locker?
Duke : Man, that was never proved.

Audrey : Besides if I only have a day left... I'd rather spend it with you.

 

Nathan: Mean Girl, Class dork, Prom Queen: Haven's own Breakfast Club.

Audrey: You were cute as a teenager.
Duke: Yes, I was.

 

¤ Episode 313 ¤

Nathan : I am going to die before I let you go.

Nathan : Duke stole a boat.
Duke : Borrowed.




Audrey : 27 years, Nathan. Then we'll get to do it all over again... Good-bye.

Audrey : He's your son, isn't he?'
Nathan : Our son.

 

Arla: You love Audrey dont' you? At least, admit it to your self!
Duke:  Hey, shut up! I'm not taking advice from a walking purse!

 

 

Audrey: I'm sorry I won't remember you when I come back. Especially Colorado.

 

Duke : Yahtzee!

 

Arla : I thought you wanted the troubles to stop!
Duke : I do, but I want Audrey to stick around too.

 

Nathan : Oww! Ok, that hurts!

 

Nathan : You are not disappearing. Not this time.

 

 

 

 

 

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